FamilyGrandma: So, Dylan, do you know your phone number?”
Dylan: “Eight-seven-i-ah-poo-whatever.”
Don’t call after ten.
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My son was in the same room as me when I was getting dressed one day. I scratched the top of my left breast a little and he said, “Mommy, you are touching your —-!”
I said to him, “I just have an itch,” to which he responded, “That’s *your* excuse!”
Jet, 4
Jax: Mommy, here’s a little piece of toilet paper to wipe the tip.
Mommy: The tip of what?
Jax: Your penis.
Jax, 3
After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains. He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”
Luke, 8
When I woke up one morning with a sore throat, raspy voice, and fever, my three-year-old, Emilie, asked me what was wrong. I said, “Mama has a cold…” and she felt my cheek for a minute before saying, “No. You has a hot!”
Emilie, 3
Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!
Hugo, 6
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10.15.05 at 03:28 PM |
Brilliant!
10.15.05 at 04:10 PM |
Oh. My. GOD. I’m peeing in my pants over here. I love that kid. I love his mother, too.
10.15.05 at 04:49 PM |
That’s the best phone number EVER.
10.15.05 at 05:18 PM |
Better than 867-5309
10.16.05 at 03:09 AM |
What a riot! I am dialing you up right now! LOL
10.16.05 at 05:30 AM |
He said “poo”.
10.16.05 at 01:20 PM |
would love to invite you to www.mommieforums.com
10.16.05 at 05:24 PM |
My son used to spell his name G-R-I-B-Q-1. Maybe they can be roommates?
10.17.05 at 01:33 AM |
LOL! That sounds like me.
10.17.05 at 02:58 AM |
Ha! He probably won’t answer the phone anyways.